Everyday text messages from one friend to another.
i bet a tumblr with strap ons either in or on celebrities will be a success. You've got a genius idea right there.
Depending on the celebrity, I might pay to see that. Like, even just seeing the expression on Seth Rogan's face as he gets blasted by a strap on would be enough for me. "That's for making terrible movies! That's for losing all that weight and turning from the funny fat guy to the unfunny still-kinda-fat guy!"
douchebagitis will eventually shut down the online world, i'm afraid, one day the trolls will in fact win...